Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Wouldn't chewing a spacehopper cause a puncture?

 

[on the road]

You have got a spare haven't you?

 

[tyred]

Can I use a puncture repair kit on my spacehopper?

 

[on the road]

Have you been playing pin the tail on the donkey?

 

[Keith Oates]

When do you think I have any spare time to play that?

 

[Nihal]

How on earth should i know?

 

[Oxo]

Where on Earth can I find the answer to this question?

 

[tyred]

What question would that be?

 

[Oxo]

Isn't the question to be or not to be?

 

[Archie_tect]

Ah, the old pin the tail on the donkey euphemism... that question?

 

[ianrauk]

but is it a question?

 

[Archie_tect]

Does it matter?

 

[tyred]

Is it solid matter?

 

[on the road]

Is it brown?

 

[tyred]

What if I am colour blind?