Answer a question with a question.

[musa]

What time is the watershed?

 

[on the road]

What time would you like it to be?

 

[Archie_tect]

Chico time?

 

[TVC]

Was there any need for that?

 

[Archie_tect]

Isn't Chico cool anymore.... how about Aqua then?

 

[TVC]

Are you trying to wind me up?

 

[on the road]

Do you have a big key in your back?

 

[perplexed]

Is it knife-shaped?

 

[on the road]

What would you say if it was?

 

[Browser]

Isn't that unsafe?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Are you running with scissors again?

 

[musa]

Not a runaway bride are you?

 

[on the road]

What have you done with the groom?

 

[Archie_tect]

Isn't round the back with the horses?

 

[on the road]

Is he shovelling muck?