Answer a question with a question.

[defy-one]

you don't have a mobile?

 

[musa]

You don't get cold called for ppi?

 

[tyred]

Cold called? Do you keep your phone in the fridge?

 

[on the road]

Why was this on page 2?

 

[tyred]

Who is on page 3?

 

[Archie_tect]

Sheltered upbringing?

 

[TVC]

Sheltered housing?

 

[Keith Oates]

Why shelter a house?

 

[TVC]

Why not?

 

[Oxo]

Are you allowed to loiter within a tent?

 

[tyred]

Wouldn't it be easier with a caravan?

 

[on the road]

Are you clogging up the roads again with that thing?

 

[perplexed]

Does he pay road tax on it?

 

[tyred]

Do I need to pay road tax on my shoes?

 

[Oxo]

Wouldn't that be exercise duty?