Answer a question with a question.

[perplexed]

What, his own arris or someone elses?

 

[Oxo]

Wasn't it Tweed's Harris?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Have you tied that kangaroo down yet?

 

[tyred]

What should I do with this didgeridoo?

 

[TVC]

Have you tried blowing it?

 

[musa]

or use it as a water filter?

 

[tyred]

What happens if I put soapy water in my trumpet?

 

[perplexed]

Does the emitted gas smell more pleasant?

 

[tyred]

Is it a rose-scented soap?

 

[cd365]

Why scent soap with a rose smell?

 

[tyred]

What scent would you prefer?

 

[Oxo]

Does it cost more if it's sent first class?

 

[on the road]

Will it fit through the letterbox?

 

[tyred]

Would it be better to send it by Shitty City Link

 

[on the road]

If you send it by Yodel will you have to yodel for it?