Answer a question with a question.

[on the road]

Shall we have a helmet debate?

 

[Keith Oates]

Since when has a 'slanging match' been called a debate?

 

[tyred]

Is that what MPs get paid for?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

They get paid?

 

[edwardd67]

How much do they get paid?

 

[TVC]

Go on, guess?

 

[tyred]

Can I charge my new doorbell up to expenses?

 

[on the road]

Is that another get rich quick scheme?

 

[Chappy]

Is that your house on fire ?

 

[tyred]

Have you left the chip pan on again?

 

[on the road]

Can you smell chips?

 

[Cyclist33]

Is it hot enough for that where you are?

 

[Oxo]

Have you got any mushy peas.

 

[tyred]

Do you want gravy with that?

 

[Keith Oates]

What type of gravy is it?