I don't care what size Courgettes they prescribe, I'd rather carry on with the dreaded lurgi than place them into any orifice. I'd even avoid homeopathic courgette.
I have handwriting that could see me blag a consultant job, I have my work training notes I made 15-20 years ago, I can make out maybe 1 word in 10 now & I know what they should say.