Any ex (or still) window cleaners here? What funny things have you seen?

[Dave7]

R2 just played the George Formby song and it brought back memories.
I had a go at it in my early twenties......lasted about 6 months (until cold weather hit) and saw ....... zilch, nada, nothing. I must have had a different round to George 🤥.

 

[T4tomo]

I don't think you realise what you've done here.....

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[Dave7]

I don't think you realise what you've done here.....

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Hopefully 😀😀

 

[newfhouse]

Nice try but Accy conforms religiously to the code of omertà.

 

[Oldhippy]

@T4tomo I was just going to write exactly that! 😁

 

[Legs]

Disappointed they didn't play Cleaning Windows by Van Morrison, which is a great tune.

 

[MichaelW2]

As a window cleaner you get to see what plumbers and milkmen get up to.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Nice try but Accy conforms religiously to the code of omertà.

He does - he saw a nice one on a forecourt the other day. They're Vauxhalls, aren't they?

 

[Rocky]

When Accy lived on a Pacific Island, scarily, Barry Gibb was his window cleaner.…….That Bee Gee with the squeegee really gave Accy the heebie jeebies in Fiji.

 

[Accy cyclist]

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Not a window cleaner but a BT linesman, once climbed a pole & noticed a lady & gentleman doing what they do in the bedroom (not sleeping) with the curtains wide open. I turned my back as I worked, when I came to go back down the pole I noticed the curtains were closed, I often wondered what the conversation went like.

 

[Tenkaykev]

My friend had his own wahing machine repair / service business for decades. He told me that he had the very occasional " come on " from some of his female customers.

 

[presta]

There was a guy at work who said the window cleaner popped up that the bedroom window one morning when he and the missus were busy enjoying each other. When he knocked for his money, they saved their blushes by sending their son down to pay him.

It could have been worse, it was the girlfriend's son who walked in on me his mum.

 

[fossyant]

Come on @Accy cyclist , spill the beans

 

[Ming the Merciless]

When Accy lived on a Pacific Island, scarily, Barry Gibb was his window cleaner.…….That Bee Gee with the squeegee really gave Accy the heebie jeebies in Fiji.

Tell a lie that way ———>