Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

Did you hear about the dyslexic German monk?
He nailed 95 faeces to a church door.

 

[Dirk]

 

[PaulB]

Today's Amazon shopping list.

Horse £600. Add to cart.

 

[PaulB]

What letter of the alphabet do you need to make a pair of shoes?







The last. (First seen in an Irish newspaper in 1922)

 

[Chris S]

What letter of the alphabet do you need to make a pair of shoes?
The last. (First seen in an Irish newspaper in 1922)

I don't get it?

 

[roadrash]

I don't get it?

a cobblers last, used for making shoes

 

[Cavalol]

I went to see my doctor about my neuroses.
He told me to cut the stems half an inch from the bottom and put them in a vase.

 

[Cavalol]

That area near Bermuda where ships disappear - they call it a triangle, but really it’s more of a wrecktangle.

 

[tony111]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PaulB]

Today's lesson; arguing with a woman is like being under arrest. Everything you say will be taken down and used in evidence against you.

 

[Ming the Merciless]