Any good jokes ... ?

kynikos

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...me has well.
 

raleighnut

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One evening, an old farmer decided to go down to the pond by the bottom orchard. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the water, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He coughed to make the ladies aware of his presence, and they all shot off to the deep end.

One of them shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old Farmer frowned, "I didn't come all the way down here to watch you ladies skinny dipping in me pond", holding up the bucket he continued, "I'm here to feed me alligator."
 
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