Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

Just made a model hotel out of little cheesy biscuits.
It's not exactly the Ritz.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[postman]

I was out on a walk today. I came across a young kid sat on the kerb crying.
I sat down beside him.
What's up young un, why are you crying?
I can't do what the big boys do!

I sat and cried with him.

 

[houblon]

I was out on a walk today. I came across a young kid sat on the kerb crying.
I sat down beside him.
What's up young un, why are you crying?
I can't do what the big boys do!

I sat and cried with him.

Is it just me or...wtf?

 

[Buck]

I went to the allotment meaning to pick six pieces of asparagus for our evening meal. I lost count and ended up picking seven.

That one‘s a spare I guess.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

@ClichéGuevara

It could be worse

 

[Cavalol]

Guys, avoid the M53 south bound if you can.

A lorry has overturned carrying snooker equipment. Cues in both directions.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Oldhippy]

I really shouldn't look at this thread when I'm on a boring work call. Try explaining the sudden burst of laughter.