my mate must have big hands.He has just rung to say he has China in my hand.T,Pau.
Any good jokes ... ?
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davidphilips
Veteran
- Location
- Onabike
Really think more great jokes required.
Some annoying cold caller was trying to sell me a funeral plan. I could only say, that is the last thing I’ll need.
Some annoying cold caller was trying to sell me a funeral plan. I could only say, that is the last thing I’ll need.
VelvetUnderpants
Über Member
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
When I first heard the song I did actually think they were referring to the country!
Chromatic
Legendary Member
- Location
- Gloucestershire
winjim
Smash the cistern
A point to anyone who can figure out the subject of the song just from the lyrics, without having been told and without looking it up...
T'Pau was a revered leader of the Vulcans and in 2267,officiated over Spocks wedding.
This was after she became Carol Decker, obviously..
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
For a song about a piano man, the dude with the harmonica won't shut the hell up.
Punkawallah
Über Member
Anyone contact Guness World Records about that meteor responsible for killing off the dinosaurs? Must have a case there for the ‘most birds with one stone’ record . . .
oldfatfool
Guru
I thought I only needed a gallon to fill up, it's a bloody good job I queued for 8 hours after driving round 12 petrol stations because when I filled up I found I was actually nearly on empty
raleighnut
Legendary Member
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- One of the 'Elite'
Aye but does Marianne Faithful hold the record for the most Stones with one bird
Punkawallah
Über Member
Ooooh!
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What a waste of a nice Peugeot 306.😢
Why didn't they use some bland heap of junk like a BMW X6
