Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Just to avoid any confusion, and risk another joke being deleted, the protagonist is also a military policeman!
Any good jokes ... ?
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JtB
Prepare a way for the Lord
- Location
- North Hampshire
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mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
Queen - Fat bottomed girls
My wife was in labour when the nurse said it was time to push.
She gave it everything she had, until a fart, that from sound and stench, had obviously followed through. She was mortified.
"Don't worry," i said, patting her head. "I've heard this kind of thing is perfectly natural during birth. Isn't that right nurse?"
"Yes," said the nurse gagging, "But it's usually the mother, not the father"
She gave it everything she had, until a fart, that from sound and stench, had obviously followed through. She was mortified.
"Don't worry," i said, patting her head. "I've heard this kind of thing is perfectly natural during birth. Isn't that right nurse?"
"Yes," said the nurse gagging, "But it's usually the mother, not the father"
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
Nibor
Bewildered
- Location
- Accrington
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