Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Nibor]

 

[Nibor]

 

[Moon bunny]

I think my cat is Greek, he just said, “μ”.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

I bought my wife a calculator in the shape of a castle. It's the fort that counts.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I'm not happy with my new sandwich toaster. I should have stuck with the old one.
Oh well, better the Breville you know.

 

[PaulB]

Try saying "beer can" without sounding like a Jamaican saying what he'd like with eggs for breakfast.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Years ago now, my mum's mum signed me up for Tammy Wynnette's e-mail news letter with out telling me. It's not nice being spammed by your nan.