Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

How much do cockneys pay for shampoo?

Pantene.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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I wish to register a complaint

when presented with an image like that
a) my mind wants a word
b) my mind then winds forward in time by a half second and I demand payment for counselling


sorry if that has generated similar images in other people

I blame the EU

 

[Chris S]

 

[Speicher]

If you are scared of lifts then I recommend you take steps to avoid them.

You would not the situation to escalate or get worse.

 

[newts]

Just asked my dalek neighbour who he thought would win Division 2. 'Exeter mate, Exeter mate' he replied.

Who got promoted last night,,,,,,,,,,, Exeter mate, Exeter mate ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽

 

[PaulB]

I started a puncture repair business from a small flat.

 

[Cavalol]

I'm selling some racing geese, if anyone wants a quick gander?

 

[Threevok]

Not a joke, but a conversation I had this morning

Mrs V : "Time travel is such a load of rubbish"
Me : "That's the exact same thing you said next week"

 

[benb]

I started a puncture repair business from a small flat.

I've just started a shipbuilding business from my attic.
Sails are through the roof.

 

[PaulB]

I'm divorcing my wife after she smeared my shotgun and 22 rifle with glue..
She's denied it but I'm sticking to my guns.

 

[Cavalol]

The key to looking amazing is looking like sh*t most of the time, so it's more of a surprise.

 

[Toshiba Boy]