Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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If that's real, much respect to the wearer.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

They warned me not to lean over the edge of that big tower on Paris.
I fell.

 

[morrisman]

I make tiny parts to order for an insect cycle shop. It's a beespoke service

 

[Scoosh]

I make tiny parts to order for an insect cycle shop. It's a beespoke service

Where's the "groan" Smiley when one needs it ???

 

[morrisman]

I make tiny parts to order for an insect cycle shop. It's a beespoke service

I also make flywheels

 

[All uphill]

I also make flywheels

I didn't ant icipate that.

 

[Sharky]

And wing nuts?

 

[Cavalol]

If anyone needs to know who runs Toyah Wilcox's Chinese takeaway, it's a Mr Wi.

 

[tyred]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Where's the "groan" Smiley when one needs it ???

You are a moderator. If you can't find one...........

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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There is a scene in " Jeffery Bernard is Unwell" where it's tried. they advocate not feeding the cats for two days then placing salmon at the far end of the course:

 

[Chris S]

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You need a laser pointer.