Any good jokes ... ?

[Jameshow]

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Brave new world!!

 

[AndyRM]

Meep?

Road Runner's catch phrase is "Meep meep".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Smokin Joe]

Just back from holiday in Thailand and I came close to shagging a ladyboy! Looked like a lady, talked like a lady, kissed like a lady......it was only when she drove me to her place and reversed into the garage first time I thought to myself, "Hang on a bleedin' minute....."

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Meep?

Meep

 

[Threevok]

Why can't Aquaman kill anyone ?

Because any injuries he causes are superficial

 

[Smokin Joe]

The wife's sister is threatening to tell her about something I said while we were dancing at a family wedding. I'd had a bit to drink and she's a bit of a looker, so I asked her,

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection"?
"I dunno"
"I haven't got a Ferrari"

 

[Threevok]

The wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

but I can stop myself at anytime

 

[Profpointy]

Meep?

It was intended as a clue. Wile-e-coyote is the sand sculpture, or at least the crater he's made after falling hundreds of feet following one of his failed schemes to catch the road-runner, a bird who always said "meep, meep!"

WeC scheme's typically involve things like dropping an anvil onto RR from a great height, or use of a newly delivered machine in a crate from the Acme corporarion

 

[Jenkins]

It was intended as a clue. Wile-e-coyote is the sand sculpture, or at least the crater he's made after falling hundreds of feet following one of his failed schemes to catch the road-runner, a bird who always said "meep, meep!"

WeC scheme's typically involve things like dropping an anvil onto RR from a great height, or use of a newly delivered machine in a crate from the Acme corporarion

Totally off topic but this vessel is currently anchored off Felixstowe waiting for a berth

Just imagine a ship loded with containers full of anvils, instant tunnels, exploding tennins balls and anything else Wile-e has ever ordered from them!

 

[Blue]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Jameshow]

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