Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II and III would kill you instantly.


Poison IV would just make you itch.

 

[srj10]

My wife just returned from a weeks ballooning holiday, she came back three stones heavier than she left.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Gwylan]

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Looks like the hall table to me

 

[Sharky]

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Didn't think you could get that much into a Lada soft top!

 

[tyred]

 

[Speicher]

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Not 1664?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

six cent soixante-quatre


as the adds on the Tour de France used to say when I first started watching it!!

one of the few bigish numbers I automatically know in French!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Looks like the hall table to me

You want see what Mrs TB crams into our kitchen draws!

 

[Speicher]

six cent soixante-quatre


as the adds on the Tour de France used to say when I first started watching it!!

one of the few bigish numbers I automatically know in French!

Mille six cent, I think.

 

[mistyoptic]

Mille six cent, I think.

Or seize cent?

 

[Chromatic]

 

[Chromatic]

@Andy in Germany, I thought you'd appreciate that one, I certainly did when I first saw it.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

School Test.

Question 1.

(i) Who is your hero?

My Dad.

(ii) Why do you consider this person your hero?

He is very brave.

(iii) Is there anything your hero is frightened of?

My Mum.