Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

On analysing the water in the Thames it has been discovered that there is high levels of both drugs and untreated effluent. It has been decided to bottle the water and sell under the trade name of CokeEcoli.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

My first attempt at making a model car was a complete triumph.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

In Worcestershire, apparently

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Chris S]

In Worcestershire, apparently

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I saw that as well
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/a...-anything-thread.262567/page-101#post-7179681

 

[T4tomo]

A woman just said hello in Tesco
I said do I know you?
She said I think you may be the father of one of my children.

I said oh my god! Are you the stripper from the stag party I had over the pool table with all my mates watching, and your mate whipping my ass with a celery stick 😳😳

She said ‘no I’m your son’s teacher 😂😂😂

 

[Alex321]

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A man after my own heart.

 

[Alex321]

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It is the "again" that makes it a joke. You'd have thought they would have known to let the tyres down a bit after the first time. (Apparently the incidents were nearly a year apart).

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

I saw that as well
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/a...-anything-thread.262567/page-101#post-7179681

My fault, I didn't go back to check

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

It is the "again" that makes it a joke. You'd have thought they would have known to let the tyres down a bit after the first time. (Apparently the incidents were nearly a year apart).

A double whammy............... given the reporters name

 

[Chris S]

NP - it was on a different thread.

 

[Alex321]

A double whammy............... given the reporters name

I missed that. It is actually genuine!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-65633762