Any good jokes ... ?

[GetFatty]

Another true but funny.
According to https://embassies.net/united-kingdom/london
There are about 168 diplomatic missions based in the city of London, including Embassies, Consulates, High Commissions of various countries.

On cnn.com today https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/21/uk/us-embassy-london-congestion-fees-scli-intl/index.html
As of December 31, 2023, a total of 161 embassies, high commissions and consulates owed more than $182 million combined in unpaid congestion charge fees, according to TfL data.

and also
It [TfL] has also politely declared there to be a “stubborn minority” of embassies that do not pay the charge, despite “representations through diplomatic channels,” and posted a lengthy list of offenders.

Since when was 161 out of 168 a "minority"? Good luck getting that money.

Someone needs to tell them that most of them aren’t in the city of Londo.

 

[Chris S]

Another true but funny.
According to https://embassies.net/united-kingdom/london
There are about 168 diplomatic missions based in the city of London, including Embassies, Consulates, High Commissions of various countries.

On cnn.com today https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/21/uk/us-embassy-london-congestion-fees-scli-intl/index.html
As of December 31, 2023, a total of 161 embassies, high commissions and consulates owed more than $182 million combined in unpaid congestion charge fees, according to TfL data.

and also
It [TfL] has also politely declared there to be a “stubborn minority” of embassies that do not pay the charge, despite “representations through diplomatic channels,” and posted a lengthy list of offenders.

Since when was 161 out of 168 a "minority"? Good luck getting that money.

Presumably because most of the 161 do eventually pay up. It's only a 'stubborn minority' that don't.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Seevio]

Me: Most dust consists of particles of human skin so roombas are carnivorous robots who will one day rise up and devour us all!
Therapist: Can we go back to talking about your childhood?

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I now identify as a can of deodorant.
And before you ask, yes, I’m Sure.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

From ’Trax On Wax’
Dave Edmunds
Television


View: https://youtu.be/F4BJQMCYfyA?feature=shared

 

[craigwend]

I now identify as a can of deodorant.
And before you ask, yes, I’m Sure.

Do you still have that Teen Spirit?

Or just smell that way?


View: https://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg?si=nJ7v5pQxgJVhJ_V8

 

[Venod]

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dave7]

I have a part time job fixing pot holes. When the regular guy is off I fill in for him.