Any good jokes ... ?

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Chislenko

Veteran
I ate it because I wanted to eat what the locals ate!

Don't ever go on holiday where there are cannibals 😊
 

Electric_Andy

Heavy Metal Fan
Location
Plymouth
The goal was determined to be "over the bar" because

The game of football in my day was the basis for Internation Diplomacy
If you can successfully play a game of football with "the lads" without having to call the UN or Ambulance then an Internation Incident is child's play

In my experience, the decision as to whether the goal was in or not (or wide, or over) was governed by the biggest bully on the pitch and/or the owner of the ball. If you disagreed then he'd take his ball home
 
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Fake or very clever marketing....

Graphics are a bit questionable as well
again - probably deliberate
 

postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
So i was in a pub today with my mates.I went to the loo.On my way back a lady stopped me.Are you alright love,well i have felt better,i have a bit of vertigo,swollen legs and ankles,but i am in remission from cancer.Wow she said you need cheering up.How do you fancy sleeping with me only £50 ,well i said i am not that tired at the moment but the money would be handy.
 
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