Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[postman]

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excuse me does this plane stop at Barking.

 

[Tribansman]

excuse me does this plane stop at Barking.

The lead steward will collar him when they land at Wagga Wagga

 

[PeteXXX]

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There must be a claws in the rules about this!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Sharky]

The newly built football stadium in Warsaw had to be pulled down.

No matter where you sat, there was always a pole in front of you.

 

[Cavalol]

excuse me does this plane stop at Barking.

No, but it does go to Labradortmund.

 

[tyred]

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[dicko]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

Paddy goes to the Doctors with both ears badly burned.
The Doctor asked him how it happened. Paddy exlpained that his phone rang and he picked up his hot iron by mistake.
The Doc then asked how he burned the other ear.
Paddy said "the bastard phoned me again"

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]