Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

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I preferred it when you posted it last Wednesday.

 

[Andy in Germany]

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I posted this in another forum and got told off by a footballer, which added to the amusement.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[DaveReading]

Ouch !!!

 

[Dave7]

I am taking this box of wine back.
On the box it says" once opened it will last 6 weeks".
It only lasted me 3 hours.

 

[Dave7]

I have just found out River Dance was invented by a man who was married and had 7 daughters.....but only one toilet.

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Webbo2]

A sex therapist says the best way to arose a man is to lick his ears for 10 minutes. Personally I think that’s b@llocks.
Billy Connolly

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dave7]

Not sure where I saw this......don't think it was CC.

A married couple, driving along, come across a poorly injured Badger in the road.
They got out the car to check and the husband says "put it between your legs to keep it warm"
Wife says "but it's all wet and smelly".
Husband says "I don't think the Badger will mind but to be sure put your hand over it's nose".