Any good jokes ... ?

[srj10]

Spotted snooker ace Steve Davis in my local garden centre, seemed to be looking at a plant.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Chris S]

Durex have started to market condoms in three sizes - small, medium and liar.

 

[SteveO69]

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

Harper Lee: This is the worst writer's block I've ever had.
Mockingbird: thIs iS tHE worSt WriTER's bLOck i'Ve EVer hAD.
Harper Lee: *narrows eyes*

 

[craigwend]

 

[postman]

I was thinking the other day about giving up drinking ,so i decided to stop,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,thinking.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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People round here have had these for ages
but theyhave a more advanced version where you hang it on a branch of a nearby bush and after a while it drifts off into a different place without further need to do anything about it


Unfortunately the bush at the start of the path from the "black path" to out estate seem to interfer with the mechanism and stop it working

apparently

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]