Any good jokes ... ?

[srj10]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Seevio]

ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.
INSTRUCTOR: Please don't lick my lips again.

 

[craigwend]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[morrisman]

Cows kill more people than sharks!
Mind you I'm not sure cows kill any sharks at all.

 

[Gwylan]

Cows kill more people than sharks!
Mind you I'm not sure cows kill any sharks at all.

Why has nobody made a film about this? Called "Moos"?

 

[MichaelW2]

Why has nobody made a film about this? Called "Moos"?

There is a great Aussie movie Razorback, about a killer pig. Very Jawsy plotline.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

There is a great Aussie movie Razorback, about a killer pig. Very Jawsy plotline.

You're going to need a bigger boar

 

[Cavalol]

You're going to need a bigger boar

Game over

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

Why has nobody made a film about this? Called "Moos"?

Check out Isolation, great wee film.

 

[Electric_Andy]

There is a great Aussie movie Razorback, about a killer pig. Very Jawsy plotline.

that is an excellent film!

 

[rikki]

There's always the musical version - Cows With Guns

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI