Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

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It's arguably his only redeeming feature as he might conceivably do some good by mistake

Maybe a bit like Aaron the Moor in Titus Andronicus "If I have ever done a good deed I do repent it"

(from memory, but that's the gist)

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[rustybolts]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Vantage]

 

[Dave7]

A guy comes home early from work and finds his wife, on the bed, naked and sweating.
He asks "what the hell is going on"?
She tells him "I think I'm having a heart attack".
He runs down stairs and was about to phone for an ambulance when his son says "dad, uncle Tom is in the wardrobe and he's naked".
The guy runs upstairs, opens the wardrobe and shouts "what do you think you're doing? My wife is having a heart attack and you are playing naked games in my wardrobe"?

 

[mistyoptic]

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That’s Bold

 

[Stevo 666]

 

[tyred]

I've just been sacked from my new job for asking customers if they wanted smoking or non-smoking.

Apparently, the correct question at the funeral parlour is cremation or burial.

 

[Punkawallah]

‘Did you know Piranha fish can stir a child’s arm to the bone in 30 seconds? Well, anyway, I’ve just lost my job at the aquarium’.

 

[craigwend]

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‘Did you know Piranha fish can stir a child’s arm to the bone in 30 seconds? Well, anyway, I’ve just lost my job at the aquarium’.

 

[tyred]

I've just replaced the brakes on my bike. Follow me for more great money-saving DIY tips.