Any good jokes ... ?

[srj10]

As a youngster, the hardest football pitch I ever played on was made of crushed bricks and concrete. We won 3-2 on aggregate.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

If you have an electric car that breaks down you can still call the AA..........unless is a very small car, in which case you need AAA.

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Dave7]

While in the shopping centre I came across a woman who was crying.
She told me she had lost her £200 shopping money and now couldn't feed her family.
I decided to help and gave he £10 from the £200 I had just found.
I am sure that, somehow, God will repay my kindness.

 

[tyred]

 

[morrisman]

I've just discovered my kitchen work surfaces are made of slate, I'd been taking them for granite the whole time.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

I went to the doctor with a suspicious looking mole.

The doctor said they all look like that and I should have left it in the garden.