Any good jokes ... ?

[ebikeerwidnes]

And Savant...

Which one or the other may be...

and live matches evil

in English - probably different in Latin and Hebrew

 

[tyred]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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I remember seeing something saying that Jesus was clearly a perfect child and never cried or complained


Yeah right

he probably never filled his nappy either

some religious people really talk rubbish

 

[Chris S]

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[dicko]

 

[postman]

I was going to tell you my Christmas joke about fish and herbs.
But it's not the time or place for it.

 

[Moon bunny]

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I posted this to a facefluff cycling group with a full explanation it was a joke about how much of a minimal gain and someone took it seriously and posted how tri bikes have there bottles behind them for aero effect

When I first saw it I honestly thought it was a saddle extension for people with well developed posteriors.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

Even the houses in this development are judgemental...

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Sharky]

Some 2000 years had passed and God was beginning to get worried by all the wars taking place on Earth.

So God turned to his son and said, Jesus, it's time for you to go back and sort the people out.

So Jesus came back to Earth and decides to gatecrash into a summit meeting taking place with all the heads of state.

So he goes to the top floor and flings the board room doors open and leaving the doors wide open, storms into the room and he was just about to speak, when all the heads, with one voice shouted ....

Oi ..... were you born in a barn?