Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

You are not alone.

Geezer in a Freezer...

 

[Andy in Germany]

Geezer in a Freezer...

Am I right in guessing this is a music reference?

 

[AndyRM]

Am I right in guessing this is a music reference?

Bassist and songwriter for Black Sabbath, among others.

It's just a take on the "Elf on a Shelf" thing, and only funny(ish) because it rhymes.

 

[Punkawallah]

Am I right in guessing this is a music reference?

Oh! You sweet, Summer child :-)

 

[Cavalol]

My grandad was sacked from the McVities biscuit factory for stealing in 1981.

He hasn't lifted a finger since.

 

[Cavalol]

I had a big Tesco delivery this morning, the driver said 'I've got a couple of substitutions for you, here's your rosemary and haddock'.

I said 'This is neither the thyme, nor the plaice'.

 

[Cavalol]

I ordered a pint and a sausage in a pub this morning, and the lager took 20 minutes.

I'm afraid the wurst is yet to come.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Oh! You sweet, Summer child :-)

One of the results of being a highly introverted nerd is an "interest" switch that is either on or off". I have no interest in music, especially contemporary music.

 

[Punkawallah]

One of the results of being a highly introverted nerd is an "interest" switch that is either on or off". I have no interest in music, especially contemporary music.

Well, he -was- contemporary - about half a century ago :-) Played in a ‘popular beat combo’. . .

 

[tyred]

I've just had my Christmas dinner.

I'm not impressed with these slow cookers at all.

 

[craigwend]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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So basically a well and intelligently designed sport?