Vapin' Joe
Formerly known as Smokin Joe
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
Two minutes twenty seconds in -
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NosS1rpJ7tU&list=RDNosS1rpJ7tU&start_radio=1
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Any good jokes ... ?
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Two minutes twenty seconds in -
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NosS1rpJ7tU&list=RDNosS1rpJ7tU&start_radio=1
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Jenkins
Legendary Member
- Location
- Felixstowe
This sort of image is all I can think of when this vessel calls at Felixstowe. Just imagine all those containers full of anvils, fake tunnels, rocket powered roller skates, earthquake pills, etc
Richard A Thackeray
Legendary Member
Shamelessy borrowed from a Land-Rover forum that I use
Two priests decided they needed a break, so they booked a vacation to sunny Hawaii. Wanting to fully relax and go incognito, they made a pact: no collars, no black suits, nothing that screams "clergy."
As soon as they landed, they hit a local shop and stocked up on the wildest tourist gear they could find - think neon flip-flops, oversized sunglasses, and shirts, loud floral shorts, flip-flops, straw hats. They looked like walking postcards.
The next morning, they strolled down to the beach, drinks in hand, soaking up the sun and enjoying the freedom of anonymity.
That's when a gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini walked by, gave them a sweet smile, and said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father."
She nodded at each of them and kept walking, calm as can be. The priests stared at each other, stunned. How did she know?!
Determined to be unrecognizable, they doubled down. The next day, they returned to the store and bought even wilder outfits mismatched patterns, tourist hats with dangling beads, socks with sandals - the works.
Feeling completely undercover, they headed back to the beach, confident no one would suspect a thing.
Right on cue, the same blonde appeared - this time in an even skimpier almost non existent bikini. She walked right up, smiled again, and said,
"Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father."
One of the priests jumped up.
"Alright, young lady - we give up. Yes, we're priests. But how on earth did you know?"
She laughed, leaned in, and said, "Oh, come on, Father... it's me - Sister Angela!"
Two priests decided they needed a break, so they booked a vacation to sunny Hawaii. Wanting to fully relax and go incognito, they made a pact: no collars, no black suits, nothing that screams "clergy."
As soon as they landed, they hit a local shop and stocked up on the wildest tourist gear they could find - think neon flip-flops, oversized sunglasses, and shirts, loud floral shorts, flip-flops, straw hats. They looked like walking postcards.
The next morning, they strolled down to the beach, drinks in hand, soaking up the sun and enjoying the freedom of anonymity.
That's when a gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini walked by, gave them a sweet smile, and said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father."
She nodded at each of them and kept walking, calm as can be. The priests stared at each other, stunned. How did she know?!
Determined to be unrecognizable, they doubled down. The next day, they returned to the store and bought even wilder outfits mismatched patterns, tourist hats with dangling beads, socks with sandals - the works.
Feeling completely undercover, they headed back to the beach, confident no one would suspect a thing.
Right on cue, the same blonde appeared - this time in an even skimpier almost non existent bikini. She walked right up, smiled again, and said,
"Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father."
One of the priests jumped up.
"Alright, young lady - we give up. Yes, we're priests. But how on earth did you know?"
She laughed, leaned in, and said, "Oh, come on, Father... it's me - Sister Angela!"
matticus
Guru
is this real? the top one I mean!!!
I have no idea.
Alex321
Guru
- Location
- South Wales
Sort of.
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news...-crash-driver-mistake-graffiti-eyes-entrance/
I think the image in the post has been edited to remove the second "eye" and make the one which was hit look more like a tunnel.
But yes, a car did crash into a painted wall in Glasgow on Sunday, possibly mistaking it for a tunnel entrance.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Paddy is driving down the road. He's in a sweat as he's late for an important appointment. He looks to heaven and says "please lord, if you find me a parking spot i will go to Sunday mass every day for the rest of my life".
Immediately a car pulls out leaving a space. Paddy looks up and says "forget that lord, I've just found one".
Immediately a car pulls out leaving a space. Paddy looks up and says "forget that lord, I've just found one".
