Any good jokes ... ?

Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
An old guy goes to the barbers for a shave.
He explains that he finds it difficult because of all the wrinkles.
The barber gives him a plastic ball and tells him to put in in his mouth and press it against his cheek.....then when told, switch it to the other cheek.
Afterwards the guy says it was an excellent shave but asks "what would have happened if I had swallowed it"?
The barber said " no problem, you would go home and wait a couple of days till you pass it naturally....then bring it back. That's what everyone else does".
 

postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
Ice cream man committed suicide ,he covered himself in chocolate sauce and sprinkles,police said he topped himself.
 
Top Bottom