Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

They eat Panda sausages in London.

I was in a butchers shop in South London the other day and the lady in front of me bought two

Took a moment!

 

[Cavalol]

I took some baby goats to a livestock competition at the local County Show.



Imagine my disappointment when I found out that Alan Hansen was judging it.

Have to confess that's got me stumped.

 

[Seevio]

Have to confess that's got me stumped.

Search Alan Hansen quote...

 

[srj10]

I was going to apply for a job at a new Citroen garage opening nearby but was told you have to send in 2 CV's.

 

[AndyRM]

Search Alan Hansen quote...

Yup. He said you'll never win anything with kids...

 

[Dave7]

Have to confess that's got me stumped.

Me as well.

 

[T4tomo]

I absolutely refuse to accept the fact, that i fell overboard on an Egyptian river cruise.

these realy are the thinking mans jokes....