Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

Did you hear about the short sighted circumcision doctor?

He got the sack!

What does the Rabbi charge for
doing a circumcision ... 20 shekels plus tips

 

[Dumpty]

Went to a restaurant last night, the waiter said "For starters there's badger soup, followed by roast badger and finishing with badger mousse”

"Is there anything else apart from badger?" I asked.

“No", he replied. "It's a sett menu."

 

[tyred]

The path to inner peace begins with just 4 words...... "not my f**king problem".

I'd love to say that to my boss!

 

[tyred]

 

[Alex321]

What is the joke here?

I was wondering that too. I don';t see anything funny in either of the reasons he mentioned it as being so.

 

[Electric_Andy]

Is there a maximum age to get circumcised?
I'm wondering if there's a cut off point.

My mate asked me if I saw that documentary last night about botched circumcisions. I said I only caught the end

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

A mate just phoned me. He said he'd had a real barney with his wife and asked if I had a spare bed. I said no, but I have a couch.
He said that's perfect, I'll send her around shortly.

 

[Dumpty]

 

[Profpointy]

 

[Cavalol]

The roof of my aviary is leaking when it rains. It gets on my tits.

 

[Dave7]

My girlfriend asked me if her appendix scar made her unattractive.
Apparently "dont worry love, your boobs cover it" wasnt the right answer.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

My girlfriend asked me if her appendix scar made her unattractive.
Apparently "dont worry love, your boobs cover it" wasnt the right answer.

I'm saving that for an appropriate situation!