Any good jokes ... ?

[Tim Hall]

One of the Chuckle Brothers had a vasectomy today, the other one had a vasectoyou.

I hear they've got a sheep that's over six feet long. It's a two metre ewe.

 

[mrcunning]

once slept with a blind girl, she said I had the biggest penis she'd ever laid her hands on...... I said your pulling my leg

 

[Cavalol]

Time for the pub quiz on birds of prey. Fingers on buzzards...

 

[Cavalol]

I met my wife at a Scrabble tournament 20 years ago.
In September, we are going to renew our vowels.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

Just noticed, it was 2 years ago yesterday that Errol Brown passed away.
You don't remember him, do you?

 

[simon the viking]

(almost) a true story. .

I woke up the other night at 3 am to find a nurse emptying my catheter....

I looked at the time and said you're taking the p**s

 

[Cavalol]

Just seen that Wayne Rooney’s been to visit sir Alex Ferguson.
“His speech is improving and he can almost string a sentence together “.

Said Fergie.

 

[subaqua]

Just received an email from a wealthy Nigerian Prince. He told me that he doesn’t have any fortune to share with me at the moment but he would appreciate if I could let him know before May 25th if I wish to continue receiving emails.

 

[Cavalol]

What’s Harry Potter’s favourite way to get down a hill?
Walking.

JK, Rowling.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I, for one, am a huge fan of Roman numeral puns.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I've released my own fragrance.

Nobody on this bus seems to like it though.

 

[Dayvo]

Hay fever sufferers!

Your problems are nearly OVER!

 

[Cavalol]

I buy all my classical music CDs through the post.


Bach in a jiffy.

 

[Bazzer]

I buy all my classical music CDs through the post.


Bach in a jiffy.

Reminds me of the sign in a music shop door.
Bach in ten minutes.
Offenbach sooner.