Any good jokes ... ?

[Hitchington]

When does a bad joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

 

[Cavalol]

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Very clever!

 

[Electric_Andy]

 

[postman]

I have read interest in euthanasia is dying out.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[morrisman]

I saw a robbery at an Apple Store today...
Guess that makes me an iWitness

 

[morrisman]

My boss said he's going to fire anyone with bad posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.

 

[morrisman]

I've just started to read a horror novel in braille.
Something bad is gonna happen. I can feel it.

 

[Lullabelle]

People who say ketamine should be banned need to get off their high horse.

 

[morrisman]

What’s a lion and a witch doing in your wardrobe?
It’s Narnia business....

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

I’ve got a green belt in Karate, which means I can get into fights but not in built up areas.

 

[TVC]

 

[GM]