Any good jokes ... ?

[kynikos]

What do you call a blind Bambi?

Spoiler

No idea

 

[colly]

Ok then:

A sleeping, blind Bambi?





Still no idea

 

[kynikos]

lol - it gets nsfw after that one...

 

[Arjimlad]

Squiffy The Clown‏ @Squiffy2 2h2 hours ago




I once found #MichaelCaine quivering outside the toilets at Whipsnade Safari Park. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .



. Still terrified by zoo loos...

 

[Cavalol]

What do Italians use in a seance?
A Luigi Board

 

[Electric_Andy]

Kenn Dodd: "I thought I was good at sex, until I found out that all of my exes were asthmatic"

 

[Dayvo]

Seen on an ice-cream stick in the 1970s (honestly).





Why has an elephant got four feet?







Because it'd look wrong if it had four inches.

 

[Chris S]

And here come Mr and Mrs Bates and there young son ......

Mr and Mrs Janus and their son Hugh.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

A man was hit in the face with a bottle of Omega 3 pills. He only suffered super fish oil injuries.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

I had my leg X-rayed today.

The doctor said: 'Your patella measures exactly 2.54cm'.

I said ‘Wow, inch high knees!’

He said: '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高.'

 

[Nibor]

Cheek bones?

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

I just read that more people die from choking on sweet packaging than sweets themselves.

Gums don't kill people, wrappers do.