Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

 

[Salty seadog]

It seems suggesting an Irish accent makes 'tree ' sound like 'three' Is racist.

Who knew?

 

[Threevok]

After two hours and several G and T's - I've come to the conclusion that I am crap at scrabble

 

[Cavalol]

I was messing around during bell ringing practice last night. I was tolled off.

 

[raleighnut]

I was messing around during bell ringing practice last night. I was tolled off.

You're pulling my leg.

 

[Cavalol]

There's no ap-peel to your reply.

 

[raleighnut]

There's no ap-peel to your reply.

Well it's not ringing my bell.

Try Anita Ward,


View: https://youtu.be/kPYese-Hl8M

 

[Cavalol]

Is that a gerbil under your nose?


No, it's a mouse-tache.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

What kind of crocodile lives in a police station?

Spoiler

An Investi-gator

 

[Threevok]

To all the people who (over the years) promised to play hide and seek with me..

Where are you now ?

 

[Cavalol]

Riders on the...
Riders on the...
Riders on the....
Riders on the...
Riders on the...

Oh FFS, The Doors stuck again.

 

[Salty seadog]

What kind of crocodile lives in a police station?

Spoiler

An Investi-gator

I assume you're going to leave now.....

 

[roadrash]

I assume you're going to leave now.....

and make it snappy

 

[Cavalol]

...in a while will suffice.

 

[Salty seadog]

...in a while will suffice.

Ahhh, the old lead 'em down one route then switch back sharpish ...

Nice