Any good jokes ... ?

[roadrash]

yeah but was they guilty or innocent ???

 

[PaulB]

 

[Cavalol]

I was in a shoe shop and tried on a shoe. I said to the assistant "it's too tight".
He said "Try it with the tongue out",
I said "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight"

 

[PaulB]

I was in a shoe shop and tried on a shoe. I said to the assistant "it's too tight".
He said "Try it with the tongue out",
I said "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight"

That'th therrigle.

 

[Cavalol]

I went to bed last night thinking I was Peter Noone from Herman's Hermits.

Woke up this morning feeling fine.

 

[Cavalol]

Tea is for mugs.

 

[Oldbloke]

I went to bed last night thinking I was Peter Noone from Herman's Hermits.

Woke up this morning feeling fine.

until you saw there was No Milk Today?

 

[EltonFrog]

Gonna do stage 5 tomorrow at 6 if anyone else is about ? Don’t want to do a race thurs if there’s a race Sunday

That’s a cracker!

 

[midlife]

Gonna do stage 5 tomorrow at 6 if anyone else is about ? Don’t want to do a race thurs if there’s a race Sunday

They don't tell them like that any more

 

[berty bassett]

They don't tell them like that any more

Oops

 

[Cavalol]

Have called my new lager brand "Responsibly"

It's getting loads of free advertising from the government.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

My wife has a speech impediment. Every now and then, she has to pause to breathe.

 

[Dave7]

Ive just met a Chinese drug addict.
He asked me "Have you seen my cocaine?".
I said "Not since he was in Zulu".

 

[Dayvo]

When you lied on your CV about having previous sheepdog experience.