Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

According to my psychiatrist my fear of pantomimes is over.

'I’m sure it’s all behind you now' he said, confidently.

 

[Cavalol]

Oh no, it isn't.

 

[raleighnut]

Oh no, it isn't.

Oh yes it is

 

[Smokin Joe]

Ring ring, Ring ring....

"Hi, is that the institute of prostitutes?"

Laughing voice - "No, this is the institute of PARACHUTISTS."

Worried voice - "Oh crap, when your salesman rang me last week I booked two jumps for Friday...…"

 

[Cavalol]

Of course you're not fat, she said, as I unwrapped the full width mirror she got me at Christmas.

 

[Cavalol]

Went to the doctor, and told him my heart felt achy breaky. He told me I've got the Billy Ray Virus.

 

[Cavalol]

My pet bird is so well behaved I decided to get him a mate.

One good Tern deserves another.

 

[PaulB]

The wife's been missing for over a week now.

The police said I should prepare for the worst.

So I've been to the charity shop to buy all her clothes back.

 

[benb]

Did someone dib dib dib dob dob dob you in?

Point of order, it should be "dyb" not "dib"
As in "do your best"
[we'll] "do our best"

 

[Kempstonian]

Point of order, it should be "dyb" not "dib"
As in "do your best"
[we'll] "do our best"

^^^ I just learned something. See? Its never too late! lol

 

[Cavalol]

What do you call Scientology for the simple minded?



Scientology.

 

[Cavalol]

In case you're miffed that all my crap jokes are in English, here's one in Spanish.

Uno.

 

[AndyRM]

In case you're miffed that all my crap jokes are in English, here's one in Spanish.

Uno.

A new low.

 

[Cavalol]

A new low.

Thank you.

 

[Dave7]

A new low.

I dont think its much lower than all his other jokes