Any good jokes ... ?

[betty swollocks]

Q: Which Spice Girl can hold the most petrol?
A: Geri can.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Heard on 6 Music the other day (Thursday afternoon, I think; Sean Keavey)


I asked a neighbour how long it took to walk her small Dog into town, as it kept stopping to sniff at every lamppost, & practically every kerb-stone
She thought a moment & said
"Oh!, about Chihauhaus…."

(think about it...…………….)

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[EltonFrog]

My favourite guitarist is probably Colourblind McGee. That man could really play the reds.

 

[CharlesF]

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.



The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

 

[Moon bunny]

I have just taken the Ishihara test.

I passed with flying colours.

 

[Cavalol]

I just bought a painting of a police officer. I think it might be a Constable.

 

[Chris S]

 

[CharlesF]

 

[PaulB]

A man walks into a pub carrying a chequered flag and the barman says 'You better not start anything!'

 

[morrisman]

A man walks into a pub carrying a chequered flag and the barman says 'You better not start anything!'

Hating to turn into joke police like @CarlP but the chequered flag is used at the end of a race and never starts anything

 

[Cavalol]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[benb]

Hating to turn into joke police like @CarlP but the chequered flag is used at the end of a race and never starts anything

Oi, I'll do the pedantic nit-picking around here if you don't mind.