Any good jokes ... ?

[raleighnut]

For Halloween I've got a job making plastic Draculas
There's only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.

That's funny, I work in a factory making Zombies for Halloween.

It's a dead end job.

 

[Cavalol]

How can you tell if an ant is male or female? Put it in water. If it sinks it is girl ant. if it floats it is buoyant.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[roadrash]

sean connery said.....A book fell on my head...…..I can only blame my shelf

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Threevok]

There's only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.

Audi make cars for people like that

Or is it every third ?

 

[Dayvo]

That's funny, I work in a factory making Zombies for Halloween.

It's a dead end job.

That's funny, I'm blind and work in a factory making Halloween dolls.

I don't know which witch is which.

 

[swee'pea99]

That's funny, I'm blind and work in a factory making Halloween dolls.

I don't know which witch is which.

The factory where I work makes a comedy figure for bonfire night. Funny Guy.

 

[dan_bo]

Jump lead walks into a bar and orders a pint.

Barman says "alright mate but don't go starting anything"

 

[CharlesF]

A policeman knocked on my door last night.

'Where were you between 4 and 6?', he demanded.

'Primary school', I replied.

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[GM]

Roll on Sunday, the clock in the car will be right!

 

[Smokin Joe]

Roll on Sunday, the clock in the car will be right!

So will the computer on my bike.

 

[Profpointy]

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"we've had enough of experts" after all

 

[Beebo]

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There is a glaring omission.
Has the writer never heard of Hiscox