Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[Profpointy]

Well, I can't dispute this!

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True that. I put my back out and was in agony for a couple of week - caused by picking the cat up !

 

[Dayvo]

True that. I put my back out and was in agony for a couple of week - caused by picking the cat up !

Same here (slipped disc) whilst playing Lego with my niece on the floor.

Give me a tree to fall out of any day.

 

[colly]

Got to be A+

 

[Mugshot]

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Got to be A+

Reminds me of this

Japan ninja student gets top marks for writing essay in invisible ink

 

[Dayvo]

Those who know, know.....

 

[burntoutbanger]

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Got to be A+

True or false?

 

[CharlesF]

My wife dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After two minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

 

[PaulSB]

Well I had to Google "fat blunt" 🤣

 

[Smokin Joe]

 

[morrisman]

I went to Norway to see all of their beautiful rocks, but sadly many of them had been runed.

 

[PaulB]

 

[Poacher]

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"Turnip carrot lime"? Sorry, don't get the joke.

 

[swee'pea99]

Swede carrot lime

...tho' I agree, looks turnipy to me

 

[Cavalol]

ENTER NEW PASSWORD: "chicken."

PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN A CAPITAL:

"chickenkiev."