Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[DRM]

That's a considerable step up from a Reliant Regal van!

 

[ozboz]

That's a considerable step up from a Reliant Regal van!

No problem for Del Boy !!

 

[Drago]

To be fair, Made in Turkey is a byword for quality and contemporary design. Oh, wait...

 

[PeteXXX]

My Beko tumble drier was made in Turkey and it's really good!

 

[Drago]

My Beko tumble drier was made in Turkey and it's really good!

It's not one of the models that was turning half the users sterile, and burning down the houses of the other half?

 

[DRM]

No problem for Del Boy !!

Yep got a tip off for PPE from his mate Mehmet in a Peckham kebab shop

 

[PeteXXX]

It's not one of the models that was turning half the users sterile, and burning down the houses of the other half?

Part 1: I already fire blanks..
Part 2: I have an extinguisher, and insurance..

 

[ozboz]

Yep got a tip off for PPE from his mate Mehmet in a Peckham kebab shop

I thought it was Tony the Turk !

 

[ozboz]

 

[Cavalol]

I've just discovered the word "nothing" is a palindrome.

It spells "gnihton," which also means nothing.

 

[Cavalol]

Is the glue supplied?

And it just needs re-assembled what?

 

[Cavalol]

Those of you who disapprove of giving drugs to animals should get off their high horse.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[morrisman]

R number: how fast the disease is spreading
Arrr number: how many pirates have it
Err-number: measures how confused ministers talking about guidelines are
Aargh number: how often you have to to watch yet more bloody Boris Johnson on TV