Any good jokes ... ?

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tyred

Legendary Member
Location
Ireland
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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
I was standing by a railing,
watching a ship a sailing.
What is the Captain’s name.
If you don’t know his name,
It’s you to blame.
What is the Captain’s name
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
I put this one on last week and got no bites. Its a very old one but still gets mixed answers.
A man is looking at a photograph on the wall.
He says.....
"Brothers and sisters I have none.
This mans father is my fathers son"

Who is in the photograph ?
 

monkers

Veteran
I put this one on last week and got no bites. Its a very old one but still gets mixed answers.
A man is looking at a photograph on the wall.
He says.....
"Brothers and sisters I have none.
This mans father is my fathers son"

Who is in the photograph ?

Yourself. EDIT> or better expressed by Salty seadog below.
 
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