Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

I tried to make a yeast and flour mixture to get my Indian bread recipe going.
Turns out it was a naan starter.

 

[PaulB]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Chris S]

Scientists have announced that covid-19 results in a lack of taste. Sales of Burberry baseball caps have gone through the roof.

 

[Profpointy]

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Is that Red Green ? He had a brilliant TV show
supposedly giving ludicrous DIY advice and failed projects given in an utterly dead pan delivery. I thought it hilarious and surreal, albeit saw it again years later and it was awful. Not sure if it really was poor in later (or maybe earlier) series or I just found it funny at a particular point

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PeteXXX]

I asked the lion what he was doing in my wardrobe..

"Narnia business!" he said

 

[morrisman]

Friends of mine decided to have a combined Chinese New Year and Burns Night Party.
They called it Chinese Burns Night.
I didn’t want to go but they twisted my arm.

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

We had an invite to a fancy dress party. I did not want to go,i don't like party's like that. So Mrs P went by herself. Asked where i was was,she replied oh he's here he has come as the invisible man.

 

[swee'pea99]

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Reminds me of my dad's childhood affection for his favourite biblical character: Gladly the cross-eyed bear.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Reminds me of my dad's childhood affection for his favourite biblical character: Gladly the cross-eyed bear.

Also, the follow-on line in the song Somewhere Over the Rainbow is: 🎶 wi' a pie 🎶

I won't be told otherwise.