Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

Strangely I bought a copy of the new Otway/Barrett double Lp, one is a copy of the 1st album and the other is the same Lp recorded straight to the 'Master Disc' cutting Lathe (no tape/digital mastering possible)
One Album is translucent Blue and the other translucent Green, it features this classic on the 'Live' copy,

View: https://youtu.be/-UtT-zoI4a8

I don't get it. Where's the punchline?

 

[Chris S]

I don't get it. Where's the punchline?

It doesn't have one, it's a Monty Python sketch

 

[morrisman]

 

[raleighnut]

I don't get it. Where's the punchline?

Watch the video about how Willy is happy to play the song that 'ruined' his pop career til nearly the end.

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Cavalol]

What do you call an oriental woman who’s just got over a bereavement?
Ko Ping Well.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dayvo]

It'd be funny if it wasn't so serious!

 

[Cavalol]

My wife's flying off the handle because I've installed a cycle track in the loft. I think she's just being velodrome-attic.

 

[betty swollocks]

I’ve just finished reading a book about how to give constructive criticism.
It was crap.

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

Last night my wife told me I was old fashioned and should step into the future. I was so shocked I nearly fell off my Penny Farthing.

 

[Profpointy]

Last night my wife told me I was old fashioned and should step into the future. I was so shocked I nearly fell off my Penny Farthing.

Birthday present off Mrs PP last year - a day out in London

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I asked the Doctor to give me something for my liver. He gave me half a pound of onions.

 

[Venod]