Any good jokes ... ?

[Lullabelle]

Not exactly a joke but it made me smile

 

[Cavalol]

I accidentally dropped a load of Viagra on the floor shortly after taking one.

I was crawling around on all fives for about half an hour looking for them.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[morrisman]

The Italian government has decided to put a big clock similar to Big Ben in the leaning tower of Pisa.
Now they’ll have the time as well as the inclination.

 

[Cavalol]

My mate ate a dozen Kinder eggs whole.


He's full of surprises

 

[Cavalol]

I'm not a competitive person.....I'll be the first to admit it.

 

[Cavalol]

How come if Jesus was a carpenter he never sang on any of their records?

 

[Dayvo]

How come if Jesus was a carpenter he never sang on any of their records?

He prefered to hang around with C(hristopher) Cross.

 

[Cavalol]

He prefered to hang around with C(hristopher) Cross.

Save that for Another Page.

 

[Dayvo]

Save that for Another Page.

Jimmy or Elaine?

 

[Cavalol]

No, his brother Ram.

 

[morrisman]

My wife threw coffee remnants at me this morning
My lawyer says I have grounds for divorce

 

[Cavalol]

Got a new job at the guillotine factory.


I'll beheading there shortly.

 

[Freds Dad]

I used to run a dating agency for chickens.

But I was struggling to make hens meet.

 

[Cavalol]

I've just bought a Motown wardrobe.

I put 4 tops in it.