Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[flake99please]

A racist, a sexist, and a liar walk into a bar. The Barman asks “What will you be having, Mr Johnson?”

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

A racist, a sexist, and a liar walk into a bar. The Barman asks “What will you be having, Mr Johnson?”

(Waits for this to be reported. )

 

[Archie_tect]

NO IT'S NOT.


L1 8BJ.

??

It's even got a website and a shopping centre map, Postie...
https://www.liverpool-one.com/shops/everton-two/

 

[PaulB]

I'm searching for the postcode to Newcastle city centre. Anyone?

 

[cisamcgu]

NO IT'S NOT.


L1 8BJ.

It certainly is ...

 

[oldfatfool]

L1 8BU according to website

 

[morrisman]

I'm renting a house from the matron at the local ursine hospital, and it's full of inflatable sofas.
Doesn't sound great, but it's got all the bear nurse air settees.

 

[Leaway2]

I'm renting a house from the matron at the local ursine hospital, and it's full of inflatable sofas.
Doesn't sound great, but it's got all the bear nurse air settees.

No, just no

 

[betty swollocks]

I'm renting a house from the matron at the local ursine hospital, and it's full of inflatable sofas.
Doesn't sound great, but it's got all the bear nurse air settees.

I'm double liking that one.

 

[benb]

I'm renting a house from the matron at the local ursine hospital, and it's full of inflatable sofas.
Doesn't sound great, but it's got all the bear nurse air settees.

Go and stand in the corner and think about what you've done

 

[PeteXXX]

Warning!!!
Don't look at the sun through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

 

[EltonFrog]

We just got in, and someone has stolen all the new turf we had laid last week.

My wife is out there at the moment, looking forlorn.

Sods! I hope someone grasses them up.

 

[Speicher]

Sods! I hope someone grasses them up.

What has happened to Law 'n' order?

The suspect swored that he didn't do it.

 

[benb]

All the missing turf has been found on a nearby grave. The plot thickens.