Any good jokes ... ?

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Cavalol

Guru
Location
Chester
We call grandad Spiderman.

He can't get out of the bath.
 

betty swollocks

large member
495252
 

Cavalol

Guru
Location
Chester
I went into a yard that had a sign saying 'SCRAP WANTED' and the owner started fighting me.
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
Help. I don't understand this - at all.
The prosecution tries the oldest trick in the book and seeing his chance, asks what appears to be a straightforward question but that will seal the whale's fate as he would be saying he's a killer so his defence jumps in to stop his client condemning himself out of his own mouth. The law states that the accused is protected from incriminating him/herself in a court of law.
 
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