Any good jokes ... ?

[betty swollocks]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Arjimlad]

NEWS JUST IN :

A New York pastor has died after ingesting a whole bottle of Domestos.

President Trump is to be charged with a bleach of the priest.

 

[Chris S]

News Just in: a pastor in the USA has just died after drinking a bottle of disinfectant.
Trump is to be charged with a bleach of the priest.

NEWS JUST IN :
A New York pastor has died after ingesting a whole bottle of Domestos.
President Trump is to be charged with a bleach of the priest.

 

[Guzzi]

"Did you see that documentary on botched circumcisions the other night?"
"Not all of it, I just caught the end"

I heard the bloke got the sack

 

[jayonabike]

 

[jayonabike]

 

[alicat]

^^^^ I need a season ticket for the route from the kitchen to the back garden via the living room. 😊

 

[PaulB]

I had a massive row with the wife this morning. That's one of the advantages of living by the river.

 

[Sharky]

If I had a £1 for every time I thought of my OH …..



I would think of her a lot more!

 

[CharlesF]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

The first restaurant to re-open in Pontefract is doing so tomorrow evening!!

Now we're just '24 Hours From Tulsi'

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

My cat's funeral cost me nine times as much as I'd expected.