Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

Always best to obey road signs.

 

[Mugshot]

 

[Salty seadog]

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You're a stranger round these parts. What's your game? 🧐

 

[Mugshot]

You're a stranger round these parts. What's your game? 🧐

 

[PaulB]

 

[CharlesF]

People must not cough near you, they must cough far away.

If you hear someone coughing, tell them to.....

Far cough.

 

[guitarpete247]

I got this sent to me yesterday.

 

[Chris S]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dayvo]

Unless that is actually YOUR garden, I'm having that!

It's all yours: this is my 'garden'!

 

[Eziemnaik]

 

[tyred]

If the speed of light it faster than the speed of sound, how come some people appear bright until you speak to them?

 

[Salty seadog]

If the speed of light it faster than the speed of sound, how come some people appear bright until you speak to them?

Because the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound.

You've told that joke wrong.

 

[morrisman]

 

[monkers]

The love of antiques might not necessarily make you gay; though it might make you buy curios.